The Dubious Monk

chinese curses since twenty aught two

maybe i should have some content up

So I got something fun in the mail today. The latest issue of Broken Pencil, the magazine of zine culture and the independent arts. The reason this is extra fun is that I have a story in it. It’s near the back, is very short and is not a real pretty story. It’s called Texas Bound. Mom, you won’t like it. (I like it though.)

I just kind of panicked when it came in the mail because my bio/blurb after the story mentions this here website and I realized I haven’t written anything besides book reviews on here in quite some time. So, if you’re here from Broken Pencil and aren’t really keen on reading all my half-assed book reviews, check out my China posts. They’re probably the best stuff on here since the unpleasantness I’m not supposed to talk about. And I just noticed most of the links are broken on the Journalism page. That’s too bad. But I’ve got a Flickr account and Vagabondscrawl is my linkblog if you care what I’m reading.

Anyway. I had a good day. I have a couple of book reviews that need writing, but I’ll get them up tomorrow. Tonight I have Lego robots to build. On Friday I’ve got the day off and I am totally getting my shit together to take some decent pictures of them.

in the news

Millennium Library is in the Winnipeg Free Press again, this time for being open too few hours. Here’s the front page story from a few days ago and here’s an editorial. I like how in the first article it says the library “claims to attract 1.5 million visitors a year” (emphasis added) as they just got that number from some administrator. In the editorial it takes that number as fact even though it’s not independently verified.

It’s also funny how the editorial calls the library the “city’s living rooms” and then doesn’t mention how many homeless people use the library because they don’t have living rooms.

book review: 2666

I received Roberto Bolano’s posthumous novel 2666 from my mom for Xmas (she would have exploded into a fine mist if she hadn’t bought me anything). And I just finished it this week. It was very good but very dense. I needed to keep on taking breaks to let things seep. Happily, the organization of the book lent itself well to that. There are five parts, each of which could stand alone (though in my opinion each would suffer for it), but which all circle the same area. So, my review.

The Part About The Critics. This section feels like an Umberto Eco novel in some ways. Mostly because it’s about European literary academics who are all specialists on this obscure German writer, Archimboldi. There are four of them, three men and a woman, and it charts how they came to their field and became acquaintances allies and lovers, because of this writer. They decide they have to find him and head to Santa Teresa, Mexico where there are rumours he might be. They go and visit with academics there, do some lectures, but really they’re looking for Archimboldi. In Santa Teresa there have been many murders of women, spoken of like a curse. Supposedly a very tall gringo (Archimboldi was very tall) had been arrested for the crimes. Stuff happens and the story ends with resolution on some fronts but none at all on others. This part was 160ish pages.

The Part About Amalfitano. Now, Amalfitano is an academic who lives in Santa Teresa, and he was the guide for the academics in the first part of the book. This part tells the story of him, his daughter, his wife who abandoned them and a geometry book which he has no recollection of obtaining. The academics don’t show up here, but the whispers of all the murders surround the story. This is a story about sadness, and has a different texture than the part about the academics. While you kind of felt the narrator was treating the academics lightly, as slightly silly people in a world they didn’t really take too seriously, Amalfitano’s part is heavy. Despondent almost. It’s only about 70 pages long, and was my least favourite part of the book.

The Part About Fate. Bolano was clever, because going into this after experiencing the two different approaches of the first two parts, I expected something very abstract about fate and free will. But, Fate is the name of an American reporter who gets assigned to go to Santa Teresa to cover a prizefight between an American and a Mexican. He’s not a sports journalist. He writes stories for a low-circulation black newspaper. The first part of the story is about him going to a church to hear a motivational speaker give his talk about what life is all about. Then he goes to Mexico and tries to learn about the fight. He hangs out with Mexican journalists and cringes at the Americans. It’s interesting because he notes on the race of everyone. He’s the only black reporter covering the fight. There’s a black sparring partner for the Mexican boxer. This section feels Hemingway-ish. Maybe that’s because of the manly subject matter and the journalistic short-sentence style. When he’s in Santa Teresa he hears about the murders and he tries to pitch doing a story on the murders to his editor back in New York, but they don’t care about that. The fight itself lasts three sentences, this tiny little point the rest of the (120 page) section balances on. It was perfect.

The Part About The Crimes. And now we hit the part of the book that made me go wow. This part is 280 pages long (so just short of the length of the three previous parts put together), and it is relentless. There are police officers and narcos and gangsters and crime after crime after crime. Over a four year stretch there are dozens of women who are killed. Most of them are raped. Most of the bodies are found in the desert. There’s also a man pissing in churhces and he has an enormous bladder, but he’s a sideshow. The thing is that these crimes are described in little police-report-esque things. It’s very clinical. Stuff like: “She was found by the side of the road fully dressed. A fractured hyoid bone suggested strangulation but she was also stabbed five times. Swabs showed that she’d been raped vaginally and anally.” And it happens again and again. And again. At first I got sick of reading these paragraphs with all their sordid little details and couldn’t wait to get back to a “story” bit with one of the cops or the reporters who’d been trying to find out what was going on, but as I got further in I realized just how horrible this sheer number of crimes was. Not all of them are connected, but every woman whose murder in Santa Teresa might have been over these years, has their death reported. The relentlessness of the crimes (and the dispassionate recounting) and the inability to put a reason or a person behind them is terrifying. Was there a serial killer? They capture a German-American man and put him in jail, saying he was behind it all, but the crimes keep happening. Things go on and on. In the previous part Fate had met up with a Mexican journalist and they’d gone to the prison where the German-American man was being held to interview him. This was the hardest part of the book to read, the part I was happiest to get through, but also the part that makes the whole thing hang together.

The Part About Archimboldi. The last (260 page) part of the book deals with the life of the German writer those critics from the first part had dedicated their careers to. It’s a story of art and war. Archimboldi had a different name as a young German man, and fought in World War 2 on the German side. This part of the story keeps on digressing into other people’s stories. The story of the Russian science-fiction writer who didn’t write the books that got him purged. The story of Archimboldi’s younger sister. The story of the German who mistakenly received a traincar full of Jews and was told no train would come pick them up so he was to deal with them himself. There are echoes of all the parts of the stories we’ve already heard through the book. The killing of the Jews and the murders of the women and the raping of the Indians by the Spanish all become sort of one in your experience of the book. Archimboldi vanishes from his own story after he starts publishing his books, and we follow his younger sister and her life. In the end, stuff happens, and the whole thing was quite an excellent experience.

So yes, this is a positive review. I approve of it winning awards (even though that doesn’t mean anyone who reads this’ll like it).

the vagaries of local news

Wow, two Winnipeg Free Press mentions of the Millennium Library in one week. One about the wonders of the Local History Room, and one about bedbugs in the library.

I kind of wonder how the timing on these two articles worked, as the bedbugs issue appears to have actually happened in 2009 (the article mentions a second bedbug being found in December). Did the Free Press know about the bedbugs when the entomologists were checking out the library and just hold off writing about it until after the nice piece on the Local History Room? Was there some sort of off the cuff comment made to Morley Walker while interviewing someone for the Local History Room story that didn’t make it into the article but was followed up later by Bartley Kives? Why exactly are two bedbugs from a couple of months ago news (apart from letting the copyeditor juxtapose bedbugs with bookworms)?

It’s also kind of cute how in the bedbugs story the library is represented solely by the manager of library services, who does the managerial kind of thing and downplays it. I mean, it’s responsible journalism and all, not causing a commotion about something that wasn’t a big deal, but it also makes it a very institutional story. If Kives wanted to have made it into a more personal story he’d have interviewed some patrons or front-line workers about bedbugs in the library. Get a lot more “Eww!” kind of quotes, I bet. But then I’d be making fun of it for sensationalizing a non-issue. I guess that’s what the Sun is for.

(Holy crap does the Sun’s local news ever suck. I suppose they wouldn’t really be covering the library unless the bedbugs were dog sized and mauling people in the local history room.)

you’re pompous and ignorant and joyless and just basically suck

The other day I heard a song in the mallish type place downtown. (Cityplace, it’s called and it’s a depressing little excuse for a mall. I’m sure the homeless people who hang out in the pharmacy make it even moreso.) The song was that “You’re so vain you probably think this song’s about you” song (by Carly Simon maybe?), and hearing it, I realized I’d never heard it before.

A few years ago I believe she auctioned off the secret of who the song was actually about. I remember that happening. I remember thinking before that, “What a great first line for a song.” But I’d never heard the actual song. I’d always assumed it was something more punkish, more confrontational, more “Fuck you!” But there in cityplace, was this wafting airy AM radio kind of thing. It threw me off.

Granted this was in (a poor excuse for) a mall, so maybe it was just a Muzakked version of the real song. But still. Tone and content. Different things. I think I liked my imaginary version better. (I refuse to go check what it actually sounds like for real. Leave me in my imagination!)

Also, I apologize for that last wave of shitty book-reviews; they aren’t reviews of shitty books, I swear. I’d been putting them off and now they were just crappy. I did change my ways on the whole corporate linking thing though. From now on, my links go to LibraryThing, not Amazon.ca. I realized after I wrote about the Vancouver and Winnipeg Public Libraries and their sponsorship issues that maybe I shouldn’t link all my reviews to a place that is solely about selling books online. It is possible to buy books through LibraryThing, but you can even check the stocks of local stores and libraries (tough luck if you’re in China). It’s a little less commercial and that’s probably a better model for the kind of thing I’m doing here anyway.

book review: shivering sands

Warren Ellis writes a lot on the internet. Shivering Sands is a collection of his essays. They’re very good even though I’d read them all before. He talks about writing about cooking about music and most importantly about the future. This book was a Print on Demand experiment and it hasn’t made a lot of money. But it’s a good little book to take with you places and read and think.

book review: fates worse than death

Is there anything better than a Kurt Vonnegut book? Nope. Not even when it’s a collection of speeches/articles written over twenty years ago when Cold War destruction coul have happened at any moment, which is what Fates Worse Than Death is. He calls it an autobiographical collage, which is a form I like. He veers between optimism and pessimism, about how everything’s going wrong and could go right if we weren’t so lazy and cheap. He talks about Indianapolis and about chemistry and about war and even Mozambique.

Whenever I read a Vonnegut book I want to go out and read another and another and another. But I don’t. I’m pacing myself. The guy’s dead and there’s only a finite amount of his stuff for me to find for the first time.

book review: apocalipstick (the invisibles volume 2)

There’s an interview with Grant Morrison in the fourth issue of Coilhouse. It was the first thing I read in there. And before that interview I didn’t realize that his 1990s book The Invisibles was a form of autobiography. If you’ve read The Invisibles you can see why. Anyway, I went out and bought volume 2, Apocalipstick and read it.

The idea behind the Invisibles is that they’re these anarchist mystics. One of the main characters is a Brazilian transvestite shaman, another is a psychic clown from the future and they stop power hungry people from doing power hungry shit, while trying slowly to free everyone.

This book had a voodoo story and a time-jumping tale of drugs and identity in the Brazilian. It’s good, and most importantly weird. I think weird is important.

book review: war powers (dmz volume 7)

War Powers evidently falls somewhere in the second act of Brian Wood’s comic DMZ. The art remains dirty and everything you’d want out of a new american civil war in New York, but I have to admit I feel like Matty Roth (the journalist protagonist) feels like he’s losing his way. This volume he spends doing political work, not being the voice in the wilderness. I don’t know. I’m not saying Mr. Wood is writing it wrong or anything, but I miss the way Matty used to be. In this volume he takes a stand that I don’t agree with, not one bit. It’s still a good story, but I feel like it’s becoming a sad one.

libraries to avoid working for

Selected points from LIScareer’s Characteristics of Emotionally Unhealthy Libraries

- No meetings (“We don’t have time for meetings” or “Too many meetings waste everyone’s time”)
- Too many meetings, meetings are long, and are not well facilitated
- Imposition of one person’s views on the rest of the library
- Lack of communication between divisions, lack of mechanisms for communication
- Culture is dominated by a few negative personalities that “act out” their own personal agendas or
decrease staff morale.
- Complaints are ignored or are used against the staff member who complains.
- Library administration not held responsible by stakeholders
- Lack of respect for the staff by the library administration

Some day when I become a librarian I’ll sure want to avoid a workplace with any of these characteristics. Happily, at the bottom of the list are some questions to ask in interviews that might help determine what kind of work culture you’d be getting into.

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