Last night through the magic of YouTube I learned about the Australian Holly will leave me for the moment she gets the chance. His name is Adriano Zumbo. Here are some facts about him:
- He’s twenty nine and is a rockstar pastry chef/business owner here in Sydney.
- He makes macarons
- He’s been on MasterChef a few times.
- His website is kind of crappy.
I’m currently devising ever-escalating in ridiculousness schemes to win Holly back from this attractive patissier. Even though technically I haven’t lost her yet. But you watch a person watch a person fill meringues with pig blood and chocolate on the internet and you know how it’s all going to turn out. It’s all over but the bitter bitter weeping in my sandwiches.
[...] got to hang out with Adriano Zumbo a bit and she was well-impressed with his regular-person niceness. I got to meet some of the people [...]