Remember, you are required to enjoy your Easter Holiday or else Baby Jesus will appear in the night and claw at your eyes. This is not a situation any number of dentists could possibly approve of, regardless of their scruples.
And with that, I’m off to some lake where I hopefully will not be forced into eye-gouging combat with members of the Unrau family. Hopeful or not, I’m seriously prepared. Back on Monday.easter family