Here’s my favourite reporting on the death of a dick (from eatourbrains.com):
Jerry Falwell died this afternoon. I hope he went to where ever he needed to go. In any case, I'm glad he's there now, and not here any more. It's best for all of us.
I thought it was classy in its brevity. I mean, I’ve read a lot of celebration and “Fuck you!”s about it, but this was just kind of sweet.death