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sometimes i watch sports

I love baseball. True fact. But this past week I read The Complete Essex County and it was about small-town Ontario life and hockey played a big part in it. Today was Hockey Day in Canada so while I worked my afternoon away I took the opportunity to stream NHL games and feel a bit more stereotypically Canadian.

There is something about the way a hockey game is called that is calming just because of its familiarity. While baseball commentators on TV or radio can annoy the hell out of me (Buck, McCarver, Morgan) because of the inanity of what they say, I barely hear the words coming from the hockey game. I know friends of mine have strong opinions of who is damned good at their job in the booth hanging over the ice, who should never be allowed near a mic and who should have retired fifteen years ago, but to me hockey all sounds the same. It’s just this chanting cascade of names in succession (Tanguay to Jokinen to Iginla to Jokinen shoots Luongo saves), and it’s soothing as all hell.

Sean, who preferes football, and I have talked about the American ability and proclivity to mythologize the fuck out of things (he’s better at explaining it than I am). Listening to these games today I was thinking about how the announcers’ hockey chant is less a mythologizing than a ritualizing. In the game itself there’s no room for much more than the names, while baseball announcers have epochs to tell stories between pitches. Baseball’s got sagas while hockey’s doing rosaries.

Kind of bullshit, I guess, but something I might keep in mind. For future refinement.

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sometimes a man just has to chase a non-existent bird

I left Vancouver two days after my first two terms of library school ended. There was a band sleeping on the floor of Brenda and Marlis’ living room when I left. I hope I didn’t disturb them too badly.

On the plane to Calgary, which is a much shorter trip than I’d expected, I watched part of Tron Legacy and was glad I didn’t ever pay any money to see it. I’d had a tentative deal with Caroline to come have coffee at the scenic airport if Pasiley’s sibling wasn’t in the process of being born, but she was sick and neither of us wanted to risk a YYC Tim Hortons delivery, just in case, so I killed my hours going through security and debating whether to eat or not. I had a bagel.

Flying to Montreal I realized this was the first trip I’ve taken in a long time where there wasn’t someone on the other end waiting for me (maybe not at the airport, but eventually). I mean, sure, I’ll be meeting up with my supervisor at the library on Monday but I’ll be meeting her for the first time then. It left me a little more nervous than I’d have thought I’d be. But everything went fine. Montreal felt like a foreign city, with all the language. On the flight the guy in the next seat asked where I was from and if I spoke French. I said no, not even Prairie French, really. Probably oversensitively I figured he took pity on me after that, all trying to make things easier for me, but really just putting me in a limbo space of language. Whatever. On the flight I also watched True Grit, which had enough differences from the John Wayne version to keep me on my toes, scene by scene (and was quite good, regardless).

I got to Montreal and took the bus into the city, stayed the night at a youth hostel and then this morning went to the bus station and got on the Boston-bound bus (after a good bit of wandering and finding the exact style of place I’d want to live in if I lived in Montreal). Crossing the border on a greyhound was weird. We all got put into a room where we could listen to the two agents question everyone ahead of us. Sometimes people would be asked to go into the main hall, but they all did eventually return to the bus I think. The customs guy asked why I was going to White River Junction and I said I was going to go hang out at the Center for Cartooning Studies for a couple of weeks. “Why?” “I’m a library student. They’ve got an awesome comics library. And Lynda Barry is coming to give a talk.” “And you crossed the country for this?” Eventually after showing him I had a return ticket to Canada he let me through.

Vermont is really pretty. Lots of trees and since the highway doesn’t cut through the rock the way it does up in the Canadian Shield but goes over the hills, you get a sense of the place. Very similar to the Pacific Northwest and some of the valleys we drove through there, but intensified. And browner. They have winter here and though most of the snow has melted it isn’t very green.

And now I’m in White River Junction. The Greyhound stop is about a mile up the highway from the historic district, where my hotel named after a president is, so I felt a little like a high plains drifter coming into this brick-fronted town with my laptop and my little bundle of clothes. It was beautiful out earlier when I went to buy groceries but now it’s raining. The guy at the desk here said the bar next door shows a lot of baseball (we’re in Red Sox territory), but has been known to switch to hockey on occasion. I might head out in an hour or so to see.

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turned off my headphones twice

Thursday was a great day for eavesdropping on the bus. You didn’t even have to get anywhere near the eaves to drop down from them. People with their conversations approached you, built eaves at an easily mountable height and then proceeded to crouch beneath them and speak loudly.

On my ride to work I sat in front of a guy talking on his cell phone. I tuned in when he mentioned Union Gospel Mission, and how these programs take time to work and if he’d stop taking the drugs now he’d go into withdrawal so he needed the drugs by the end of the day. “I don’t think you understand!” he kind of shouted into his phone, before signing off with a “Go fuck yourself.” Then he calls someone else and explains loudly to her that he’d just talked to his doctor and the doctor won’t prescribe enough pain pills for him because of his insurance, and he’s explaining about when his year of meds began and when it ends and why he needs the drugs now and how he was in detox and didn’t ask anyone to pay for that. Then he gets huffier and says “You know, on December 27th I was so sick of dealing with insurance and the WCB (Workers Compensation Board) and the pain and everything I took thirty pills and tried to die! So now the doctor won’t prescribe more than a week’s worth at a time and you won’t pay for it…” This was when he got off the bus.

And then on my way home from work a guy got on the bus and was having a good ol’ chat with the bus driver, in a voice that carried to the back. As he wove his way back there some person, emboldened by this guy’s loudness I guess, asked if loud guy knew the score of the hockey game. Loud guy did and this started the entire back half of the bus in on a furball of a conversation about playoff hockey and the Habs and Ovechkin and 1993. It was like the bus had turned into a sports bar with all these strangers just going on about their common interests. Sparked by a loud guy talking to a bus driver.

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not my problem. at all.

I’ve been out of my old condo for a month and a half and resigned from the condo corporation a month and it’s been great. Then tonight after I fell asleep watching hockey my phone rang.

“Wha? Za! Ba!” I answer it. It’s the property manager from the condo. Apparently no one told him I’d resigned. “Are you home?” he asks, and because I’m fuzzy from the nap I say yes. Someone’s locked out of the building and he wants me to go let the person in. Oh. Well. I think, sure, I can do that. I’m only a block away and I’m sure they haven’t changed the keyless code. I’m putting on my shoes.

“I mean, you got home. I don’t know what his problem is.” And the fuzziness catches up with me. I don’t have to do this. I shouldn’t have even said I could. What the fuck am I doing? I momentarily feel for people who go back to bad relationships.

“Oh,” the manager says, “So how’s your selling going?” And I have to explain that I’m not there, it’s sold and I don’t know why no one told him. It also means they probably haven’t paid their bills. He apologizes but I still say I can go over to the building and check the front door. I don’t know why I say this. I hate telephones so much.

I get there and it is the very front door that’s locked. The one before the keyless entry. I don’t have a key for that and there’s no one outside. I immediately turn around and come home. I think the person who’d called the property manager might have been in a car across the street, because a horn honked as I left.

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watching the hockey

On Friday after Kate was done with her grading and meetings and stuff we went to a graduation reception for her friends in the MA stream of her program. I sat around awkwardly listening to people talk about grant money and human research subject forms and how all they really needed was to change a couple of words from previous applications to get them through. Ah science. The thing lasted an hour though with no sign of beginning, which was nice as I didn’t have to listen to people I didn’t know get recognized for their achievements and was free to munch on veggie wontons, but bad because this was the West Coast and the hockey game was soon to begin. Thankfully Kate didn’t feel bad about ditching it. One of the “to be honoured” guys told her to leave, that he wouldn’t be there if he didn’t have to be. So off we went.

We watched Pittsburgh and Detroit at a sports bar right near Kate’s apartment. Sat at the bar with the other hockey fans of which I was glad to find there were a handful more than us. Through the whole game I had to talk a lot so as not to let the tension build up too high. I really wanted to see Pittsburgh win and Crosby get his first Cup and if I was just completely focused on the game I would have died from stress. Marc Andre Fleury does not let me enjoy a hockey game. In the third period with Pittsburgh up by two Detroit was putting on more pressure and I realized the last three minutes were going to be insane. And then Detroit scored. If I had been at home I might have had to leave the room, but I was in public and forced to watch Detroit hit the post and Fleury make a couple of game savers in the last minute before cheering my fool head off.

One of the funny things about watching the game there was that just on the other side of Kate were two girls who were there to watch Pittsburgh win and just on the other side of me were a couple of guys looking to hit on these girls. They wedged themselves in between Kate and the girls in the first period but were shot down. Later on Kate passed on a note from the guys “to the blonde one, not the dark-haired one.” Eventually the guys left. There were a couple of guys in the bar wearing Penguins jerseys (with Crosby and Lemieux on the backs) and one of them had a black eye and a couple of cuts on his face. I thought, “Now there’s a hockey fan who’s also a hockey player” but it was Los Angeles and I am sure he could have found a good makeup person to do that to add authenticity to his ensemble.

I was glad to see Crosby lift up the Cup, and this was the first time in years I’ve watched all the subsequent parading the Cup around the ice (last time was probably when Ray Bourque finally won it with the Avalanche). It felt really good to see Mario out there hoisting it too.

After the game we were happy and Tiago picked us up to go for Thai food. Inexpensive delicious Thai food. Kate and I had made a bet beforehand and the loser was to buy dinner. I didn’t have faith in the kids, I’m sad to say (and when I say “the kids” I mean “Marc Andre Fleury”) so the meal was my treat. And well worth it.

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beware of geekiness within

Annalee Newitz does a neat bit in her latest column China Syndrome that works for me. I think she misses some of the point in her dismissal of the TianAnMen Square pictures, though. One is that (Unsubstantiated Assertion Alert!) even digging down to the triple digits on Google.com.cn’s ranklist you aren’t going to find any tanks.

The other is that going to Tian An Men these days isn’t going to some grand imperial historical place. As I’ve learned from the (possibly biased) Mao Blows Goats (We Have Proof) book, Tian An Men has been an important part of the Chinese political landscape for hundreds of years, but it’s current size and desolation are purely a Communist creation. You go to the square today and it’s dominated by Mao and Stalinist architecture. All those tourists’ pictures are of the power behind those tanks.

I watched the Canada Czech Republic game this morning. Our guys still don’t seem like gold medalists.

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game on!


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Hungry J.

Instead of working this morning I got on the bus and headed to the other end of town. I always forget how long this city is.

The Bei Shan area isn’t that exciting (I couldn’t find the aquarium) but it’s also where the giant new bridge across the Yangtze is. This bridge is lit up at night and seems pretty impressive from far away. There’s already a bridge to Wu Qiao (where they’re building another) and that one’s pretty busy.

This one? Dead.

It doesn’t even connect up to the main road in the Bei Shan area in an immediately obvious way. I had to go hiking through farms to get down to the bridge.

The motorcycle guys hanging out at the far end wanted to drive me back (I’d probably pay more than their usual runs of farmers into town) but I walked. Got a bit of a sunburn too.

I wanted a couple of hockey sticks and a tennis ball out on that bridge. And someone who knew what the hell they were.

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