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come on grab your friends

I believe this is the first time I’ve been the most-elaborately costumed person in my workplace. For Halloween at least. I went as Finn the Human and brought along an episode to show people who’d never heard of the show Adventure Time. Which was most people.

One thing I really like about wearing a costume at work – as opposed to at a party – is the extra layer of ridiculousness layered into every interaction. I find those are even better when both people are in costume and there is no acknowledgement of the fact. I chatted with one of the bookstore women about their author signing last week, and she was in angel regalia and I was a radical adventurer and it was no big thing.

On the weekend I went into Vancouver and played D&D in costume with library school friends and that was pretty fun. I’m really glad that Vancouver isn’t a completely onerous distance from here, since well, that’s where my friends are.

We were talking over the weekend about how I can get a bit more of a social circle here and it seems that being the kind of person who could go somewhere and play rec-league sportball with strangers is the ticket. I am still not sure what I’ll do instead. It’s a good thing I have the internet to keep me company till I get meatspace pals sorted out.

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travel days ahead

I’m heading off to scenic Gippsland, Victoria tomorrow for some Koha training. I was talking to Sean the other day about how weird small businesses are. I mean, these librarians are paying for me to go out and teach them about this software I’ve only been using since April. I feel like at a lot of places I’d have needed more training than I have had (which is actually pretty extensive since I’m helping people with their Koha problems all day). Whatever works, I guess. And it means I get to see more of Oz while I’m here.

I’ve been pretty bad about going out to see stuff recently. A lot of hunkering down here in front of the internet. My friend Jamie is off to do his practicum in London (the real one) and got scolded by another of our classmates for solving internet puzzles while he’s supposed to be on vacation. But dude, I completely get that. I’ve been spending far too much time planning out Blood Bowl teams (speaking of which, I found an unofficial Blood Bowl client for playing online which almost works completely well apart from me not being able to simply stand up prone players – let me know if you’re interested in playing).

Of course, a week from today all of that will change since that’s when Holly arrives from China. I’ll engage in a tiny bit of understatement to say I’m looking forward to being in the same city as her, especially without an end-date.

Finally, if you miss my voice, you can now listen to me read Firing Squad, my Machine of Death story whenever you want. Though the magic of reading (and recording) it’s my voice without my innumerable hesitations, filler words and false starts that litter my real speech pattern, so it’s probably more pleasurable in every possible way. You can pump that story through your speakers and pity the poor shmucks who have to deal with me speaking without a script at them.

Like the librarians in Gippsdale next week.

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coming to terms with the lack of internet

Saturday morning I went out to have a cultural day. A free cultural day. Up at the Sydney Opera House (perhaps you’ve heard of it?) there was an indigenous film festival going on with free screenings. The movie I saw was called Here I Am, and’ll be touring Oz over the next while.

The movie was shown in the Playhouse part of the theatre, so not the gigantic part. Actually, I don’t know if there is a gigantic part. All the different shells are separated for than I’d always assumed. It’s not just one big shell that’d have you looking up at the concave version of the icon from the inside.

After the movie I went for a walk through the botanical gardens to find the Art Gallery of NSW. I knew it was in that vicinity but it’s much deeper behind the park than I’d assumed the last time I went looking for it. On Saturday I found it and wandered around. It’s a free gallery which is appreciated (so I could go now without worrying about wasting it before Holly arrives).

The collection was kind of awesome. They’ve got European masters (I looked at one Monet and recognized very few other artist names in that area since I don’t really know that much about Art) and aboriginal stuff and 20th century Australian art. One painting, “The Telephone Box” by John Brack, was from 1954 but could have been 21st century street art; I checked the date a couple of times.

There was also an exhibit by this Japanese photographer who takes pictures of pictures projected onto posing nigh-naked people painted white. It was pretty neat.

But the coolest exhibit was Unguided Tours, which was a bunch of cool video things. Part of one piece used Google Maps to mark out the discarded condoms in a neighbourhood. Another artist created these awesome video pieces out of these gigantic mounds of junk. One basically made a video of outside a jet window flying above a cloudless ocean. But what made it cool is how the video is constructed out of broken chairs and hairbrushes and a vacuum cleaner hose and an unshaded desk-lamp. Very very neat.

It almost made up for still having no internet at the apartment. Our landlord is apologizing and says there was a mixup last Thursday about the address so they can’t get here till this week.

So far the living with a shared kitchen isn’t going too badly. There’s not an Australian in the building though. We’ve got three Chileans, a Colombian, a New Zealander, and Holly and I will represent North America. When I type it out like that it seems like a lot of people. But it doesn’t feel that full.

I got a library card the other day. And went to the little Chinese grocery store where they carry almost all my favourite Chinese brands of juice and snacks (no Shaolin cookies though). And I’m working on a story to submit for the second Machine of Death anthology. And writing letters. Things aren’t too bad.

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commencing radio whispering

I’m at the airport, heading off to Nanchong for the month. I had no problems with security. I forget that it’s the TSA that’s especially ridiculous not everyone. Though they did xray my boots so I’ve probably just acculturated to the crazy at some more moderate level.

Even though Holly has a VPN set up and I’m bringing my VPN equipped netbook, I’m going to be in vaguely “internet sabbatical” mode for the month. Emails will get slower responses. Probably no twitter. Blogging will be light, but I’ll try posting pictures more often.

I could say this is a conscious cleansing to escape information overload, but really, I haven’t seen Holly in months and the internet’s charms pale in comparison.

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movie review: away we go

One of the things about only getting your information from the internet (plus whatever commercials are shown during baseball games before your free cable disappears) is that you can tailor your knowledge very well. So well you eliminate a pile of serendipity. I mean, I get to ignore all the shitty movies I’d never want to see, and don’t get hit by a million commercials for them because of my net habits. (I also learn far more than I’d like about a certain subset of movies I might be tempted to see and now have no desire to, like Terminator Salvation, but this is not the point.) For the most part this is good. But then something shows up on my radar (actually me looking at the listings for the Towne 8) that I had no idea existed, like Away We Go, directed by Sam Mendes who I remember from directing American Beauty.

It’s about a couple in their early thirties deciding where they should live. Verona is six months pregnant. They’re looking for a place. Their jobs can be done anywhere and they want to be close to some sort of friends or family. It’s kind of a “what people do with their lives” road trip movie. That’s it. I loved loved loved it.

Of course it’s pretty much pointed straight at people my age. People who kind of suspect they’re fuckups but don’t want to just live completely by default. Maybe there’s a lot of analysis that would prove why I shouldn’t like the film. Maybe it’s actually horrible. I don’t know. I liked it a lot, even though it made me sad.

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totally unlike a sexy hamburger

My Airport card is even working now! I’m on the wireless network and blogging from my office. And by office I mean bed. Ohh yeah.

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sancho panza popped off the page

I can’t remember if I’ve been talking about this already this week but I’m getting really into brainmaps and things. The idea of them. Software held in our skulls and combining into some sort of future network of consciousness.

I was at my mom’s last night and took a telephone survey about internet usage and movies and stuff. One of the questions was “How much time do you spend online in a week?” I had no idea. It’s like asking “How much time do you spend ingesting liquids in a week?” Who keeps track of these things?

Another question was “What do you use the internet for?” and the guy suggested browsing. I agreed and said, “Oh yeah, and email obviously, the other communication kinds of things, but that’s about it” since I don’t do tonnes of p2p downloading anymore. He asked “Shopping?” Well, yeah, but isn’t that the same as browsing? “Banking?” Yes, but that counted as part of my answer for browsing. “Research?” What the hell do you think the word browsing means? It’s such a stupid idea to talk about those things as if they’re different. I’m online. I do things online. I ride my lightcycle all over the freakin’ place. Gah.

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testing a new plugin

So, Firefox 2.0 is out and with it I got a blog editor right in my browser (it’s called Performancing).  We’ll see how well this works over the next little while.

powered by performancing firefox

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free as in advertising

I find this funny: BoingBoing posted this little article: Great Bookmod: Encyclopedia into Scrapbook. It’s a neat idea on how to turn old encyclopediae into cool artifcats of the present. The short post works very well with the little picture of what is being discussed.

Well follow the link to the actual project: A Book Reborn. She’s had a hissy fit and taken down the article because BoingBoing advertised her site and her cool ideas with one of her own pictures.

That blows my mind.

It’s not as if the picture on BoingBoing is representing it as Cory Doctorow’s work. It’s a pointer. And I like the reference to karma biting him in the ass. This is the guy who makes his books available for free under Creative Commons licences (granted he has other ways to make his living but still). I’m reading one on my phone these days.

I wish he’d make one of his opinionated rants about it on BoingBoing because I find those entertaining in a “I’m not sure I agree with everything you say and you’re being a bit of an ass” kind of way. But that’s what entertainment (and friendship) is all about.

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just like love

Beijing has embraced the internet it seems. At least in a heavily-throttled definitely not broadband kind of sense. But every other time I’ve been in this megalopolic city it’s been a pain and 7/8ths to find a freakin’ WangBa. Now they have sprouted. I was probably just looking in all the wrong places. These can’t be new, can they?

Also, I bought a new toy with the remainder of my Chinese currency. It was a touch more than I thought it would be so Aileen and I almost faced a final three days in China without eating (she’s been generously letting me pay for everything so I didn’t have to take thousands of yuan out of the country to try and exchange them for our now-muscular Canadian dollar – she’ll pay me back in Ukraine where she’ll be doing all the talking anyway). Eventually the lure of DQ Blizzards was too much so I changed a few Hong Kong dollars into RMB for our final days in this communist paradise.

I realize the blogging has been light on details. I’ll fill it all in later. (No I won’t.)

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