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charlie bronson

On the walk to the bus this morning it started raining. I never know when I catch the 8:30 bus exactly when it’s going to get there, and last week I missed a bus to work, so I didn’t want to stop and pull out my jacket on the walk. I waited till I got to the bus shack.

In the bus shack was a native guy in maybe his late forties, sitting on the bench. He was wearing a black suit with beat-up loafers and a black t-shirt that appeared to have a starfield on it. A wooden disc with a bear on it hanging around his neck. I opened up my bag and pulled out my jacket, and this guy was watching me, waiting to start a conversation.

“Yeah, it’s a good thing you’ve got a jacket,” he said. “You can get sick in the rain.”

“Yep you can,” I replied, putting my music on pause.

“Pneumonia. You don’t want that.”

“No I don’t. That’s why I brought my jacket.”

“Yep. Good thing. More than that too. All sorts of diseases from the rain. You know, cause of how much pollution there is in it now. You walk out in that and you get sick.”

I kind of nodded, noncommittal, and checked if I could see my bus.

“Yeah,” he continued, “you don’t want to mess around with the rain. I know.” He sounded self-consciously “wise” saying this. Like this was one of those things he knew he could tell a skinny little white boy. “I know a few things. I’m 57, you know. Don’t smoke.”

I had to nod again. “You look good.” He did. I would not have pegged him as being older than my mom.

“Yeah. How old are you?”

“Thirty.”

“That old? My son’s thirty one. He lives in Vancouver. He’s a fisherman. And builds houses. What’s your name?”

I told him and we shook hands.

“I’m Charlie Bronson.”

I stopped. Not that I thought he was Charles Bronson, but the resemblance was why I felt like I’d recognized him. Because of this I completely missed his real name. “Charlie’s just what they call me,” he laughed.

And then the bus came and I left, saying “Nice to meet you.” It was still raining and he remained sitting inside, waiting for the next person to come along.

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healthy glow

Reyn’s neighbours have put a new roof on their house. Not structurally. They just put red vinyl siding (probably designed for roofing, so it’d be more like topping) over their crappy old shingles. The upside to this is that on the south side of the second floor here, the sun reflects in off that red roof, making everything near the windows kind of pink. If you are sallow and want to look a little less so, come on over!

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unlike the hosts, i don’t have to mention the sponsors

The Winnipeg International Jazz Fest is on right now and I’ve been to a few shows. Not as many as the organizers I know would like, I am sure, but more than I’ve been to in years. Now, when I say Jazz Fest don’t go thinking I’m off listening to Charlie Parker or anything like that. One of the things I like about the Jazz Fest is its non-traditionalness. So on Saturday I went to see some hip hop.

The opening act was a Winnipeg rap group called The Lytics. They were good classic kind of crowd-moving hip hop. The four MCs are all related and they had good flow and stuff. Fine opening act for Buck 65 (who does a much different style of hip hop himself), and one more appreciated by the crowd than the last Buck 65 show I went to where Cadence Weapon was greeted indifferently.

I am a big Buck 65 fan and he didn’t disappoint. His part of the show started with some technical difficulties (in that the laptop holding all his music wasn’t connecting to the sound system) but while people frantically tried to get it back to how it was for their sound check, he told a joke about a talking dog and then did an unaccompanied piece about being the mayor of the world whose life got all flipped over because of a run-in with a sexy sexy mannequin. Great stuff, and then things got working and it was even better.

One of the things I appreciate most about my favourite musical artists is the storytelling aspect to their work. Danny Michel does a great live show because he’s good at making the connection to the audience in between songs. For me, Buck 65′s songs themselves are the connection. He did his hits and he did stuff I’d never heard before and it was great. The loops for Roses and Blue Jays were based on the theme to Twin Peaks, which was awesome.

As always I felt a little like as an audience we let him down. Near the beginning he did this raspy “Winnipeg. Winnipeg. Winnipeg.” into the mic and after a couple of repetitions he had to ask if we knew what he was referencing. I don’t know how to have told him that some of us got it. It was the same thing that happened last time I was at one of his shows when he made a baseball reference and no one got it. He had a woman named Valerie helping him out on some songs and she was good. The crowd really liked her so maybe that makes up for missing the Guy Maddin bit.

Then two nights ago I went to see Deerhoof, who I’d never seen. Deerhoof is hard to explain. They use a lot of weird offbeats and noise combined with poppy nonsense lyrics from their Japanese-accented singer. I really like them and their show was very bouncy. I’m glad I saw them.

Deerhoof’s opening act was Mahogany Frog who were really good. The MC introduced them as “Winnipeg’s Prog Rock Gods” and there was a bit of that Godliness to them. They came on and used their keyboards drums and guitars to make really neat noise for however long their set was. No words, just these mutating sounds. There were a few slight dips in the sound (resembling the ends of songs) where people could applaud but they barely acknowledged that there even was an audience at all. They were creator deities concentrating on making art not on the mere adulation of mortals. It was really cool. And at the end of their set none of the mics were on so no one could hear the bass player thank the crowd (and spoil the illusion).

After Deerhoof, Questlove from the Roots came in for a DJ set. It was funny watching the demographics of the room shift for the after party. I couldn’t afford tickets to see The Roots, so this was as close as I got. He played some good stuff, barely any of which I’d ever heard before. People were having a good time.

Except for this one couple. Oh they were intriguing. They were a guy and a girl, the guy who looked like a bit of an MBA kind of jerk, who looked tipsy and self-satisfied with his cleverness. The woman was much shorter and sharper, very thin with glasses and severe eyebrows. I think I’d seen her before at the last 1234V launch party. The guy was talking to her and she was talking back with periodic looks of disgust. He’d swoop in right next to her ear like he was going to kiss her neck but just talk because it was loud in there. And then she’d talk back, emphasizing her points with jabs of her finger, while he had a “Yeah, whatever” kind of look on his face. Then she’d walk away into the crowd of people and then he’d follow her or she’d come back to say “And another thing…” This continued for at least an hour. I wanted to tell her that arguing with a drunk guy isn’t going to win anything. It was lots of fun to watch though, especially when other guys came along and were doing the “Is this guy bothering you?” bit, because she was pretty hot. She stared those guys down and maybe talked about what a douchebag her boyfriend was being, but refused to stop arguing with him. I bet I wouldn’t have enjoyed it so much if I could have heard them. As it was, they were a nice diversion from watching Questlove do his thing.

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you have your sods and here are some additional odds

This week has not been as crazy as my lack of posting might make it seem. On Wednesday I was sitting and reading with the window open and people on the block were listening to loud music. At first I would have described it as “roofer music,” the kind of stuff you’d have on the radio while shingling (as opposed to what you’d sit on the stoop and have a beer listening to). But really, who around here is putting a new roof on their house? I don’t think that’s a high priority for either the North Side Killers or the West Side Mad Cows. Then I recognized two songs in a row and realized I wasn’t listening to roofer DJs but wedding reception DJs as we had Mony Mony and Roxanne in quick succession. As I was typing this someone drove by playing something from Live’s Throwing Copper album about lightning crashing and an old woman dying.

There’s a movie either coming out or that has just come out called Grown Ups. It’s got a whole pile of SNL alumni. The trailer looks like it’s about all these high school friends reuniting as grownups and probably learning something about themselves through hijinks. The other day Reyn had a great idea for that movie. It should be about those characters being grownups. Like just getting the kids ready for school and forgetting to buy eggs (evidently this is a thing about modern life that irks Reyn) and generally being boring. I think this would be the best idea ever. To have it billed as a huge wacky comedy with all those actors and then have it be a plotless day in the life cinema-verite kind of thing. To spend millions of dollars on an Andy Kauffman-esque joke. It would be perfect. And make no money.

Another thing I heard recently was a person talking about genocides. What struck me was how he introduced it by listing off the genocides of the 20th century: “Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, Sudan…” As if the country Sudan itself was ordering people to be killed. The land all rising up and saying “This group of people is in the way politically. Get rid of them.” Technically it’s probably more accurate designating a state as the killer rather than ascribing all these deaths to one monstrous person, but it’s interesting to me how we don’t have a figurehead to blame for the situation.

I only have 9 more shifts at work before our road trip to Chicago. Ten shifts really, but one of them is a split. I don’t really mind the split shifts so much any more. Especially now that I get so few hours, it being summer and all. This week I had one and I discovered a Dairy Queen when I went walking for the couple of hours between shifts.

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children

Today, walking home from work, a child on my block said “Hello!” She’s small and blonde and was wearing a bike helmet in completely unkempt fashion. I said hello back and she scowled at me. As I walked past she regrouped and yelled “What are you doing?” Over my shoulder I called “I’m going home.” My answer only deepened her scowl. I don’t know why she disliked me so.

And yesterday while I was making some tea I looked out into our back lane and saw a ten year old boy pissing on a heap of garbage while his friend waited. A car drove down the lane but he couldn’t stop and just tried to keep his back to the vehicle. Then they ran off.

Last night after I’d left excitement occurred at work. Two boys, who’d been on the computers suddenly got into a fight. Not a fight, a beating. My coworkers tried to hold the beating one back but a rage filled 12 year old can often shake off us bookish folk. So they were kicked out after a lot of swearing. Evidently they’re cousins and the beatee had “stolen” the beater’s PIN for the computers. So there was that.

And then one of the 11 year olds who’s banned from the premises till October came in and wouldn’t leave when my coworkers told her to. And then she was running and yelling and throwing books on the floor and hanging up the phone as our boss phoned the cops. So now we’ve got a security guard to guard us from her wrath.

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goddamnit culture of fear

I saw this story in the Winnipeg Free Press yesterday. There was a bicycle and a suitcase chained to a sign downtown and someone decided it must be a bomb because they couldn’t find the owner. The cops blocked off traffic and brought in a fucking robot.

Police blew up the suitcase around 8 p.m. to a loud bang and a blast of white smoke, but the suitcase turned out to be a dud.
“There is no indication there was anything explosive (in the suitcase),” Michalyshen said.

I have issues with the police overreaction but I have greater issues with the story’s use of words. I don’t think it counts as a “dud” if it was a suitcase filled with non-explosive materials that wasn’t trying to be a bomb. Using the word dud in the story implies that it was a bomb that was faulty. Matt Preprost calls it a dud twice in the story to justify an overreaction by scared people. It seems that it was actually a functional suitcase and didn’t “fail to work properly” until the police blew it up since its proper function was containing shit.

Stupid.

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1234V issue 4 (masturbation)

I feel sort of bad for not going to Sarah’s Cliffs of Insanity Princess Bride party last week, but figured I’d make up for it by attending the 1234V launch tonight. I had my regular conversation with Sarah about getting her stuff into the big zine library in Toronto. She seems like she might do something about it this time.

Cam and Kim and Duncan and Jenny Hinkleman(sp?) and I sat around a table chatting about condo corporations and the relative flavour merits of beers and the skirts on girls seen on the street. All while someone (I name no names) was a DJ snob about the opening performer not having any turntables. I’m glad Cam and Duncan were there, since I always feel kind of weird at these shows when I don’t know anyone. And by that I mean anyone who’s not busy doing shit because they’re running the show.

There were a bunch of people there, though a lot of them talked through the readings. Why pay money to attend something you’re going to talk over anyway? Je ne sais pas. I suppose the cover’s still pretty cheap. I left before the dildo raffle was drawn.

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hunter of loneliness

Weeks upon weeks ago I was in a used bookshop. It’s one of the cramped ones downtown that’s a bit more expensive than some, but that tends to have more of the (non-sf) stuff I like. I edged past a woman into the literature section and we mad excuse me noises and I set to examining the shelves.

Then she started talking to me. Just about the joy of a good bookshop. She was tall and had a southern hemisphere type accent. I talked back. A few sentences in either direction as I scanned shelves.

There was a long silence as we stood back to back reading the walls. And then she asked if I’d ever read The Heart is a Lonely Hunter by Carson McCullers. I hadn’t. She found it on a list of The 100 Greatest Books of the Twentieth Century that the shop had posted, so I could find the author’s spelling. She said it was her favourite book in the world, she didn’t have to question it. She urged me to read it, with an intensity I’m not used to being on the receiving end of. I told her I would.

I asked if she’d read Haruki Murakami and she said she had but felt like she didn’t get him. We parted without much more, though I remember her name was Ilse. I took The Heart is a Lonely Hunter out from the library that day.

I took the book out but didn’t get to reading it for weeks. The week before last I started. It went slowly, and I wasn’t much into it until Friday. That day I went for breakfast. I don’t know what exactly happened. I was just sitting there with my waffle and my coffee and in the story a child was shot and the book became awesome. I carried the feeling of the book around with me all day, savouring it. It was just perfect. The rest of it I savoured. And it was so good and so sad.

I finished the book yesterday. You can read a review here, but it doesn’t capture anything essential about my experience of reading it. Neither does this, I know. Thank you, Ilse from the used bookstore. Your recommendation was great.

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manlibcon day 3

The third day of the Manitoba Libraries Conference opened with breakfast (croissants and fruit), which was nice. This was the day I was convening sessions, so I had to stop by the registration desk a few times to pick up the checklists and gifts for the speakers. All very easy stuff.

The first session I convened was presented by Kathleen Williams from the Winnipeg Public Library along with a bunch of EAL teachers. The session was called Reaching Out to Newcomers, and was pretty good. When I worked in Section 22 I did a lot with our ESL collections and helping people find things so Kathleen’s talk was right in my wheelhouse. They were discussing the photo stories they’d created to help people at different English levels learn to use the library. It was informative all around and people asked good questions and went just a touch over time. My introducing even made a couple of people laugh (librarians in general seem to be fine with lame jokes, so something even moderately funny goes over well in my experience).

Then was a session by Michelle Larose-Kuzenko from the Manitoba Ministry of Education. Her talk was on Literacy with ICT. (I learned in my preconference research that ICT is Information and Communication Technology.) The speaker and I got along well when I was getting stuff set up. Her talk was focused on integrating technology and dealing with it appropriately into other lesson plans and things. I was completely out of my element in there, but the attendees asked questions so I didn’t have to. The only thing I could have asked would have been inane. The questions that did get asked had a bit of a hostile edge to them, as Ms. Larose-Kuzenko was a government official who imposes things on these library techs. I didn’t have to break up any fights though. I think that would have been part of my convenor duties.

After lunch I went to a presentation called Not Your Daddy’s Jackdaws, which was presented by a University of Manitoba Archivist. He was talking about Jackdaws and how todays things that are kind of like Jackdaws are different from Jackdaws. What is a Jackdaw? It’s a folder full of reproductions of historical documents about some historical person, place, thing, or time. They were produced by this British company in the 1960s and they made over 400 of them. The thing that made this session kind of weird was that he wanted to talk about how the new things that are sort of similar aren’t really like Jackdaws, but everyone in the room just wanted to talk about Jackdaws themselves (and how proud one school library was to have a bunch). He was approaching this as presenting his paper but people kept interrupting. It was kind of funny. I was glad I wasn’t convening this one.

Finally, I convened a session by Marg and Tom Stimson called How to Talk About Web2.0 Without Making Your Mother Bored. It didn’t quite deliver on that subtitle (my mom would still be bored, though the Stimsons were entertaining) but was interesting. Marg talked about all the cool stuff you could do in the classroom with Google Maps and different free bits of software. Tom Stimson livetweeted his class trip to Oak Hammock Marsh including pictures and the kids’ parents were commenting and stuff. It was all pretty neat. He also uses Spore in the classroom, which is awesome. (I recently got Spore and it is a wonderful game where you create a life form and have it evolve from a little multicellular thing into star-spanning empires. Highly recommended.) They had to talk about the creature they made as a class “growing up” instead of evolving because they had a Jehovah’s Witness kid in the class.

The Stimsons were great “Hey wow isn’t this neat!” kind of evangelists for Web 2.0 technologies, of the kind you’d see doing TED talks. Tom showed us screenshots of the kids’ pictures on their houses on Google Maps after navigating there from school in Google Earth, and I had to ask a question about how they deal with the kids’ privacy issues. They a) get waivers b) don’t use full names and c) use a “this’ll be up on the internet for four hours so parents should go see it now” kind of approach. Which made me feel a bit better.

And then the conference was over. It was a fine first experience. Now when I go to my first one as a student I’ll have something to compare it to.

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